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Holy Claw, You're Old!

Price: $10.00

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For someone who can take a little birthday roasting with their celebration. This funny lobster birthday card pairs a bright red lobster with the cheeky greeting “Holy claw, you're old!” on a warm cream background.

The seafood silliness continues inside with a party-hat lobster and the message: “You've officially reached crustacean status. Old, salty, and hard to crack. Happy Birthday!”

A playful pick for a friend, sibling, or anyone who enjoys a good pun and doesn't mind being called a little salty.

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