The Foraged Card
Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do
Price:
$10.00
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For the birthday person who is thriving, mostly, except for the back thing.
Bold block lettering announces HAPPY BIRTHDAY! above an illustration of a silver-haired figure clutching their lower back — spine fully exposed for dramatic effect. Below: You've reached the age when your back goes out more often than you do.
Inside, a hunched stick figure with a cane faces a pill bottle, with the punchline: "Don't worry — I got you a present. It's ibuprofen."
Perfect for milestone birthdays, anyone who has ever said "I threw my back out", or really anyone over 35 with a good sense of humour.