Your Racing Days Aren't Over

For the birthday legend who's still got speed — just a different kind of vehicle.

A cherry-red mobility scooter tears across the card, complete with racing stripes, a chequered flag, smoke trails, and a bold number 80. Above: Your racing days aren't over. Below: Your new ride just has a basket.

Inside, the scooter takes a hard corner past the pharmacy sign, with the punchline: "Just remember to signal before changing aisles."

Perfect for milestone birthdays — 70th, 80th, 90th, or really anyone who can take a joke and probably deserves one.