You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure

You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure

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You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure
  • You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure
  • You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure
  • You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure
  • You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure
You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure

You're Not Old, You're Just Increasingly Difficult to Insure

$10.00
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A birthday card that tells it like it is.

You're not old. You're just increasingly difficult to insure. A thoroughly rusted, wheel-missing, windshield-cracked vintage car sits front and centre as the perfect metaphor. Technically still running. Probably fine.

Perfect for milestone birthdays, anyone turning 40, 50, 60+, or really anyone with a good sense of humour about the whole aging thing.
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